Not as dumb as you think. Here is a test to prove that. Test courtsey Monika’s blog.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[] You have run into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
You live in Bombay and use the public transport. You jump off moving vehicles all the time.
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
Did you understand it? Really understand it?
[] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
All the time in the kitchen.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
Not a common occurrence but lets admit it, it has happened a few times.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
Its just easier than fishing out a calculator or a cell phone.
[] You have eaten a bug ***YUCK!!!***
Err.. I am vegetarian.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important ..
Oh YEAH! I stopped important work to do this. I am seriously pushing deadlines here.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
But I dint wear it outside the house, so it shouldnt really count.
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[] You have run around naked in your house.
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ x] You have fallen out of your chair before
Someone dragged it from under me. Does that count ?
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
If you convert the score into percentage (10/37 *100 ) it comes to 27%. Not an impressive figure (thankfully) but somethings are so worth their “time pass” value!