Not as dumb as you think. Here is a test to prove that. Test courtsey Monika’s blog.
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
 You have run into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
You live in Bombay and use the public transport. You jump off moving vehicles all the time.
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
 Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
 You have run into a tree/bush.
 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
 You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
 You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
Did you understand it? Really understand it?
 You’ve never seen the Matrix.
 You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
All the time in the kitchen.
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
 You have caught yourself drooling.
 You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
 Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
Not a common occurrence but lets admit it, it has happened a few times.
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
Its just easier than fishing out a calculator or a cell phone.
 You have eaten a bug ***YUCK!!!***
Err.. I am vegetarian.
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important ..
Oh YEAH! I stopped important work to do this. I am seriously pushing deadlines here.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
But I dint wear it outside the house, so it shouldnt really count.
 You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
 You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
 You break a lot of things.
 Your friends know not to use big words around you.
 You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ x] You have fallen out of your chair before
Someone dragged it from under me. Does that count ?
 When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
 The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
If you convert the score into percentage (10/37 *100 ) it comes to 27%. Not an impressive figure (thankfully) but somethings are so worth their “time pass” value! 🙂