How dumb am I?

Not as dumb as you think. Here is a test to prove that.  Test courtsey  Monika’s blog.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[] You have run into a glass/screen door

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

You live in Bombay and use the public transport. You jump off moving vehicles all the time.

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[] You have choked on your own spit .

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

Did you understand it? Really understand it?

[] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[] You type only with two fingers.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

All the time in the kitchen.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

Not a common occurrence but lets admit it, it has happened a few times.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

Its just easier than fishing out a calculator or a cell phone.

[] You have eaten a bug ***YUCK!!!***

Err.. I am vegetarian.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important ..

Oh YEAH! I stopped important work to do this. I am seriously pushing deadlines here.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

But I dint wear it outside the house, so  it shouldnt really count.

[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[] You break a lot of things.

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[ x] You have fallen out of your chair before

Someone dragged it from under me. Does that count ?

[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

[] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

If you convert the score  into percentage (10/37 *100 ) it comes to  27%. Not an impressive figure (thankfully) but somethings are so worth their “time pass” value! 🙂

13 thoughts on “How dumb am I?

  1. I have been stalking u since yday n here is what i thought..
    I thought of you as a mature, smart lady thru your writings but you seem to be a sweet simple girl(ok mature too) after I saw the pictures…
    huh? u have been stalking me!?*shudders*.. im guessing u have been doing the said activity on fb… i mean where else wud u hv found pics,rt?

  2. Mandu, when I saw this tag at Kanagu’s, I secretly did it and the result is not something I can publish. Ha..ha..ha.. 😀
    oh dont be that way!!! put the quiz up na!!! pleaseeeee!!!!

    Psst…I am the dumbest of all who took this test.
    i dont care… put it up anyway..be a sport, commmme onnnnn!!

      • You cruel people. I tell you guys something secret and now you want the whole world to know that I scored the highest in this test.

        😥 😥

        commme on now,Sol! be a sport.. put up that score.. in fact this tag could be u “come back” post!right, hitchy??

  3. LOL!!
    nice read Mandy! 😉
    BUT, when you say – “Oh YEAH! I stopped important work to do this. I am seriously pushing deadlines here.”
    That marks an ‘X’!! teehee!
    Which you haven’t done!! 😛
    So, 27 + 1 is the score na?!! 😛

    aiyyo!! does that error mean that i am in actuality dumber than this test makes me out to be??

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